Monday you should be renamed BUM-DAYfor you chase all the fun and the sun awaymake me hit rock-bottom and feel so moodyI want to pull a massive MOONY!
Read more → GIVE ME CHOC! GIVE ME CHOC!don’t give a toffee or a tossif it’s flaked aerated castrated x-rated'tis the finest food 'twas ever created
Read more → I met an old friend over winewho is also poetically inclinedI told her I now have poems onlineyes finally I have moved with the times!
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