Thirst-day

Thursday I am renaming you Thirst-dayfor I’m feeling rather thirsty todaythree pots of tea and two pints of juiceI’m downing more fluids than a hospital sluicetwelve cups of coffee and six hot chocs pleaseI might be requiring one or two weesmilkshakes cans of pop I happily slurpplease forgive the occasional BURP!Happy hour can’t come too soonI aim to drink more than the man in the moonto the ladies loo I am now goingOMG it’s overflowing!
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