Nun in a supermarket
Nun in a supermarket stocking up on boozewonders which brand of gin to choose?Gordon's? London? Tanqueray?stick ‘em in the trolley - I haven’t got all day!I’m busy worshiping the Trinityice and a slice and a shot or three! there’s Sister Joan in the sweetie aisle!basket full of chocolate three feet highshe’ll later chuck it up in a bag..there’s Sister Bernie buying tons of fags!she'll smoke herself into an early grave..there’s Sister Anne - it's sex she craves!she's into Father Dick - that one's depraved.. our vices we don't get to choosechocolate fags or sex or booze?‘tis the mystery of His master planlike why the Pope is always a man next week's retreat on bended kneewe'll renew our vows most piouslypoverty chastity sobrietyfollowed by a toga foam party! better look out for the special offershelp conserve our convent coffershalf-price packs of Monster Munchwill fill the gap since Sunday lunch pity the heathens in the queue!must be miserable being youcouples fighting arguingso glad I saved myself for Him!