Fatter-day
Saturday I’m renaming you ‘Fatter-day’for all day long I scoff and munchbreakfast brunch and now here’s lunchcrumpets toasties cheese-filled paninis will say bye-bye to my plus-sized bikiniswap it for a vast voluminous burkini that could accommodate the whole of Fiji it’s time for my mid-afternoon snackcream-cakes piled in massive stacksenough to bring on a heart-attack!and now I trough my evening meala massive take-away a family-sized dealpizzas fish and chips curry and ricethey’re all very nice but they won’t sufficefor I need a little sweetie fix half a ton of pick-n-mixquite a bit but still I’m not sickit’s time for my tiny TV suppertwelve rounds of toast with peanut butter on Saturdays like a gluttonous gannetI gorge my way across the planetwhen Sunday comes I’ll be on a diet!