Dumped in the bath
Have you ever been dumped in the bath?I can tell you now it's not much of a laugheven if you weren't a girlfriend so goodyno-one deserves to be dumped in the nuddy I’m sitting there all arse and titswhen he says let’s call it quitsoh was it the sight of my private bitsor the overgrown hair on my muff and my pits? I really wished I’d never got inif we'd shared a shower we might still be a thingwith steam to obscure my hairs and skinI’d also look a lot more thin instead he gives me a glance so foul and chucks me a crusty brown bobbly towelit doesn’t look clean its a little bit mankyand it’s only the size of a dolls house hanky I wonder should I use it to wipe my eyesas getting dumped was a bit of a surprise or cover my left tit or my rightor the back of my arse ‘twas all in full sight!it’s not a dilemma you ever want to haveyou'd rather be trapped in a nightclub lav yes it put me off baths for the rest of my days and made me dread a boyfriend’s gazeI’ll only share a shower if the lights aren't brightfor strip lights aren’t great for my cellulite