Biscuit factory
A job came up in a biscuit factoryI said now that sounds like just the job for me! but they said no Miss you’ll be working outsidecleaning the portacabin bogs where the lorry drivers residethey’ve been pissing and shitting around the clockon a 24-hour rota since the year dotwe haven’t had a cleaner here for five years or moreso it’s no surprise there’s more shit here than floor well it took three or four weeks to shift some of the poowith a mop and a bucket the size of Peru'twas the only job where I’ve ever sloggedwhere I didn’t spend any time sitting on the bogif you’d have seen the state of it you wouldn’t have eitherfor the stench was so bad it would give you a seizure yes the risk of disease was genuinely highI could have expired and gone to that toilet in the skyand on my gravestone my epitaph might have read she was a very good cleaner but now she is deadshe didn’t get any free bickies she really was misledbut she had a secret something she never saidit was spotted after her death by the Finance headall the time she worked here she was getting double-payyet when we handed over her wages she neglected to sayso she won’t be in heaven she’ll be on the loo in hellsome idiot made a boo-boo I think it was Michelle